3 Second Abs Robs the Bank… Washes the Dishes

Yesterday I drove to the bank on a gorgeous summer day and went in to cash a bunch of fraudulent checks.

After a while I realized that this was taking waaay too long. The teller was verifying all my signatures and the account number on the checks and then there was the long process of counting all of the money she was about to bequeath me.

Maybe I’m a bit impatient because there wasn’t even a line yesterday for me. But while she was doing all that I decided to do some stealth 3 Second Abs exercises.

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Pay close attention!

You try to take care of yourself, don’t you? Then you’ll want to jump on this opportunity to have a strong and sculpted upper body and washboard stomach in less than 10 minutes a day.

You’ll get two new instructional audios from me as an exclusive bonus when you get my Push-Up Blaster program before midnight tonight. Mp3 Audios You’ll Get:

3 Second Ripped Abs
The Secret To 6-Pack Abs That Almost Nobody Figures Out

Secure your copy before these audio bonuses are removed.


Here I was in the middle of the bank with lots of other people in line and me standing in front of the teller and I was getting a fantastic workout for my abs every two to three seconds. The teller never even noticed a thing and neither did any of the other people. Or so I thought.

As I’ve said before, 3 Second Abs are a stealth exercise.

As I was leaving the bank with my loot, I heard "Mr. Haeske can we have a word with you?" and then a guard rushed over and grabbed my arm. Dangit, I’ve been caught.

They questioned me for a long time. You see they picked up some unusual subtle movements I was doing in their security cameras. Those sharp security guys don’t miss a thing. Yet they still didn’t suspect my checks were fraudulent though.

But anything different must be questioned. And so they took me into the back room to get to the bottom of this mystery.

After hours of questioning and me denying everything I finally made them an offer they couldn’t refuse. I offered to wash all of their dishes from lunchtime in the bank kitchen if they’d just let me get back to my life.

They gladly accepted seeing that they had no evidence to hold me further. And while washing the dishes I sneaked in even more 3 Second Abs and lifted the wallet from the branch manager to boot.

So whether you’re a criminal like me or an upstanding, hardworking and honest citizen like most people, you can still use 3 Second Abs when you go to the bank or when you’re at home washing your dishes.

There’s only about 12 hours left to get your hands on my secret 6-pack ab audios as I’ve mentioned in the previous two posts. To get them all you need to do is get a copy of the Push-Up Blaster by midnight tonight, Eastern Time.

Go and git it now – http://Push.RogerHaeske.com

And if you’re wondering, these two audio bonuses aren’t shown on the download page. You’ll be sent a link to download them in a day or two after this special is over, via an email from the customer list.

Blaze a new trail,  
Roger Haeske
The 41-Year-Old Teenager

P.S. You didn’t really think I’d admit to cashing bad checks did you? I’m not really a criminal, please believe me. I can’t stand the shame.

P.P.S. If you’d like to be able to do more push-ups, bench presses, squats or pull-ups in a row then you’ll want to discover the secret of Muscle Blaster X that I accidentally discovered by watching an interview with the Immortal Jack La Lanne,  the godfather of the fitness industry and one of my ultimate heroes.

It’s all included when you get the Push-Up Blaster.

P.P.P.S. You’ve got less than 12 hours to get the incredible ab audio bonuses. You’ll get these brand new, downloadable and iPodable Mp3 files:

3 Second Ripped Abs
The Secret To 6-Pack Abs That Almost Nobody Figures Out

Secure your copy before these audio bonuses are removed at midnight tonight.

By the way, these bonuses are not shown on the actual sales page, but you’ll be getting them via email about a day after this special ends.

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots.

Edward Bulwer Lytton




3 Second Abs Robs the Bank… Washes the Dishes — 1 Comment

  1. Hey Roger,

    I love your stuff. I purchased the push up blaster many months ago…don’t recall the abs exercise. Is it new, or did you always package the two.

    In Health,
    Rick L

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