The Teanajer just got his ego stroked twice today

I just got back from my daily lake time and had two flattering events happen.

1. This young (maybe 20 years old), short and fairly muscular guy approached me while I was standing in the lake and asked me if I was the lifeguard.

I told him no and laughed to myself.

I had been standing in the lake for quite a while and eating a bowl of cantaloupe before he asked me that.

Then he asked me if I work out and I said yes. Do you workout every day he asked? No but most days I do.

Then he said, I must be about 8 or 9% body fat.

And if I am 8% body fat then he was likely around 20%. Because although he was muscular he carried some extra weight around him and distributed throughout much of his body. In other words this young and exercising dude still needed to trim down at least an extra 20 pounds.

In these days of Blubber Culture most people would say he’s quite thin.

But in the old days (like in the 70’s) he would have been considered overweight.

Then after that he asked if I would take a picture of him and his girlfriend and the other couple they were with. And I said sure and took the pictures of them.

Next event…

2. This happened about 5 minutes later. I was standing in the lake, facing the shore and reading from my Kindle when I heard in my subconscious “hey guy in the blue shorts”. At first I wasn’t conscious of it because I was so into my reading.

Then that kid repeated it again probably like two more times and louder each time.

So I finally turned around and there was this group of 2 boys and 3 girls probably around 13 years old. They were maybe 20 yards away from me and having fun soaking in the water.

And the boy said something to the effect that this girl or these girls think you’re hot.

I smiled to myself and just turned around and continued reading.

What they probably had no idea was that I’m about to turn 50 years old in less than a month.

Now if you to would like to turn back the hand of time and slim down to your ideal weight, then I think you’re gonna be blown away by my new program “The Antiblubber Super Healing Formula.”

This program not only deblubberizes like crazy but at the same time it’s super healing and youth restoring.

And I’m taking on a very small group of “founding” members to help me test it out at a steeply reduced price in the coming days ahead.

So stay tuned this Teanajer channel.

And be ready to pounce when the opportunity presents itself.

Because unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll be able to fit in everybody who wants to be a founding member / beta-tester.

I’ve seen more interest via email than spots I’m opening up right now.

If you have any questions about the program then hit me up with an email.

Your Radiant Health, Fitness and Infinite Potential Coach,

Roger Haeske
The 49-Year Old Teanajer
The Raj of Raw and Sultan of Savory – Over 15 Years 100% Raw
“World leader in 100% Raw Food Diet, Anti-Aging and No-Equipment Fitness Training”

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