I Pity the Fool Who Don’t Use Their Tool

Mr. T and the A-Team is back in town and running amuck.

The other night I went to see the A-Team movie with Karmyn and little Andrew. I used to love watching the A-Team on T.V. when I was a teenager.

The only problem with watching the movie was Andrew. He just couldn’t watch it. It was WAY too loud and violent for him.

So we ended up leaving the movie. Surprisingly Karmyn still wants to see the A-Team when we can go by ourselves. Of course, I’m all for a little violence and action myself.

What we’ve done in the meantime is watch a few old episodes of the A-Team by watching it on the Internet. And Andrew has been watching some of those and now he thinks he’s Mister T.

The T.V. version is a lot more tame than the movie.

“I Pity the Fool” was a catch phrase Mr. T. used as the character B.A. in the old A-Team series from the 80’s.

And we’ve been having fun here in Casa Haeske acting like Mr. T. and saying “I Pity the Fool,” for all sorts of situations.

Anyways, I truly pity the fool who doesn’t use their most incredible fitness TOOL.

And what pray tell might this incredible fitness tool be?

Why it’s none other than the ULTIMATE fitness machine on the planet.

Unfortunately it’s a machine that most don’t know how to use properly. It’s a tool that most American’s are letting go to rust and making their butts bust.

The good news is you don’t have to buy it because you were born with it.

It’s your BODY fool.

Sorry… got carried away with the fool stuff. But it’s so much fun saying it. So don’t take it personally.

People make so many excuses about why they don’t have time to exercise and create their dream body.

But you can blow all of those excuses right out of the water when you understand how to unleash your greatest fitness tool.

A tool which you can use any time, any place and anywhere.

My Lightning Speed Fitness Program will fully edumacate you in using your ultimate fitness tool.

It’ll show you how to get fit fast with by doing 1 to 5 minute Mini Workouts that you can do just about anywhere.

No need to go to a gym. No fancy shmancy equipment to buy and waste space in your basement or living room.

Go to my blubber melting school http://LightningSpeedFitness.com so you can unleash your ultimate fitness tool.

And stop wasting money on a needless gym membership.

I know you’re no fool,


Roger Haeske
The 42-Year Old Teenager

P.S. Maybe yer needin some motivatin to get yer body a movin. If that be the case the maybe this is fer ya…


P.P.S. What’s the fastest way to be able to do 100 push-ups in a row? It takes less than 7 minutes a day to make rapid improvements.


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