Earth Shattering — Atom Smashing Discovery UNLOCKS Superhero Powers

Last night while watching a multi-millionaire, slow-talking, bald guy telling stories on a DVD about improving writing I had one of the most important breakthroughs of my life. I discovered – or realized – something – a MIRACLE really – that I’m quite … Continue reading

3 Second Abs Robs the Bank… Washes the Dishes

Yesterday I drove to the bank on a gorgeous summer day and went in to cash a bunch of fraudulent checks. After a while I realized that this was taking waaay too long. The teller was verifying all my signatures … Continue reading