Several years ago I was hanging out with a friend of mine who happens to be a doctor.
And she told me she used to run weight lozz clinics (or like boot camps) for obese women and she charged them 10K a piece.
She said the women got absolutely fantastic results.
Then my doctor friend confided in me her main secrit.
And I’m going to share it with you right now.
She said the most important factor for these women to trim down rapidly was to get the toxins out of their bodies. She even said that excess calories were really not the issue.
Funny enough I knew about the fact that excess toxins make you phat years before I even met the good doctor. For that is what was preached at our raw food support group meetings in New York City.
You see the body can only handle a certain amount of toxins per day. If you eat or breathe or somehow ingest more toxins than your body can detox in a day, then your body is left with a problem. It now has to find a place to store those excess toxins.
And so your body is very wise and it realizes the safest place to store toxins is away from your vital organs like your heart and lungs and instead attempts to store those toxins in your phat cells.
This is a BIG reason why so many people are so MEGA FREAKING HUGE these days.
And it’s also why obese people can drop huge amounts of blubber rapidly. Because a large part of what they’re shedding isn’t just fat but toxins.
What most people call food I call toxic sewer sludge.
Is it any wonder that at least 75% of the US population is overweight?
Now getting back to the good doctor.
After I continued questioning her about her system I realized something else. She was practically starving these women. So it turned out that afterall cutting calories did make a big part of her program.
But I don’t know many people who want to trim down and feel ravenously hungry all of the time.
That’s where my multiple (and natural) appetite suppressors come in.
I myself have recently cut my own calories down about 40% and yet I’m not at all hungry. Over the years I have picked up so many powerful weight shredding systems that it makes staying as thin as you like as simple and easy as ABC and 123.
For instance in 2011 I came out with my “13 Natural Phat Incinerators and Appetite Suppressors” course which in and of itself was super potent.
And the first time I did a very successful blubberectomy on myself was almost 37 years ago when I was just turning into a teanajer.
Now I’m going to be sharing these state of the art weight lozz, super healing and youth restoring secrits that I’ve been accumulating over the past 37 years with “Founding” members of my soon to be released “Antiblubber Super Healing System.”
And you won’t have to spend anywhere near 10K to learn my slimming and super healing system. Heck you won’t even have to spend 1K which is what this coaching and accountability course will cost when its fully completed.
But only if you manage to become on of our “founding” members.
Now I’m sorry to say that I cannot possibly accommodate everyone who wants in right now. Because I need to keep this beta-test group small so as not to cannibalize my sales when it will be selling for 10 times the current tiny investment of 99 clams. And I can only coach so many people at once.
I’m getting a lot of emails coming in with previous customers very excited about this and telling me they want in. So it looks like there’s a lot of excitement and maybe too many people already who want in.
I’ll let you know by email a day or two before I’m ready to launch the date and time I open enrollment.
I have no idea how long enrollment will stay open. It could take just a few hours, a day or maybe 3 days. I don’t know.
But when I get my small group quota of “founding” members I’ll close down immediately.
So if you want in you’ll want to act immediately because there are just a small number of spots open at this low initial offering.
Remember I want action takers and people who are willing to ask questions and provide feedback. In return I’ll provide you a ton of extra support, coaching and encouragement.
And as a founding member you’ll of course gain access to the program when it’s fully completed.
In fact, with your participation and case studies you’ll be helping me build the program in real time.
I can’t wait to get started and see you guys shed toxic body butter and have you looking and feeling 10 to 15 years younger in no time flat.
Your Radiant Health, Fitness and Infinite Potential Coach,
The 49-Year Old Teanajer
The Raj of Raw and Sultan of Savory – Over 15 Years 100% Raw
“World leader in 100% Raw Food Diet, Anti-Aging and No-Equipment Fitness Training”
P.S. Earlier today I already created the “Antiblubber Super Healing Formula” members only website. And I’ve stocked it with the “13 Natural Phat Incinerators and Appetite Suppressors” course. This way our founding members have something to start getting results with right away even before the main course is completed.
Now that I have this site up it means I’m getting very close to launching. So stay tuned to your email inbox.